It's Ashley. :)

Hey, I hope everyone's happy that there isn't going to be anymore exams for the next month or so. I also hope that your results were good. I know most of the Sec 3s are going, "WTF?!"

But it's okay, we'll work hard! :D

Now that the exams are over and that there are not going to be choir practices since school's ending; I have nothing better to say other than...

What is 67-41?

It equals to the number of people who have yet to give me the reply slips for choir training.

THE 26 OF YOU WHO HAVE NOT GIVEN ME YOUR ACKNOWLEDGEMENT SLIPS; SHAME ON YOU!

SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMEE!

YOU ARE ALL MORE THAN 3 WEEKS LATE.

You all know why.

It's because:

a) "I FORGOT."

b) "I LOST MY FORM."

c) "I COULDN'T FIND YOU."

d) "NO ONE TOLD ME ANYTHING."

e) "I'LL SAY EITHER ONE OF THE ABOVE, OR ALL BUT IN ALL ACTUALITY, I WAS NOT BOTHERED TO HAND THE FORM IN."

And I have something to counter all of those options:

a) You were reminded multiple times. Whenever I see you, I'll ask you where it is. Messages were sent out to every single member by your leaders. Your memory is deteriorating, annoyingly so.

b) What do you do when you lose something? Do you say, "DANG, I better find it. If I can't find it, I'll just have to get a new one." Or do you say, "AH, whatever. Who cares about it."

I have extras, in case you were unaware.

c) I've been in school every single day since I've given the form out. I come to school around 7.10 and I leave about 2.45. I waste time before and after school. Not a good thing because I could be doing something more productive, but plenty of time to look for me. You have time to look for me before 7.20-ish. You have time to look for me after school, the latest time classes end is about 2.15-2.30. You know what class I'm in. You know you have leaders who can pass it to me. You had forever to look for me and just hand in a measly piece of paper.

So why haven't you?

d) When I gave the form, I said, "Give it to me as soon as possible. Preferably tomorrow or next week. I'm in 305, look for me. I need it ASAP, so please give it to me."

e) Your ignorance and inconsideration is so blindingly irritating.

It's going to be the last week of school already. I'll stop collecting on Tuesday, because I'll be going on holiday. (woohoo!)

So even if your reply slip is covered in chocolate or crumpled like it went through hell and back, or so awful to the extent that you can't possibly imagine, you still have to give it to me.

If you've lost it in some weirdness, look for me on Monday and I'll give you a new one, then you have to give it to me on Tuesday.

If you've already given it to a teacher or something, tell me which teacher.

If for some sort of strange, unknown, out-of-this-world reason that you do not give it to me by Tuesday; Ms. Nadira will hunt me down, and then I'll have to hunt you down.

I will add you as a friend on Facebook and spam your page. I will also get your phone number and e-mail and spam your inbox. Spam is annoying. And I will annoy you as how you will annoy me if you do not give it to me.

It's a vicious cycle.

I will RAWR, and sic Carl the Dinosaur on you.

I will ask Nicole for help, and the mushrooms will haunt you in your sleep.

If you need anything over the weekend, you can get my phone number/e-mail from your SLs! ♥

Enjoy the rest of your break/holiday!☺

~ Ashley

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